you got four years guys
The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
wakey wakey, boys and girls.
WE CAN FIX THIS
WHY DON’T WE BUY YAHOO
i can see it now.
HE LOOKS SO FRICKING HAPPY
its gotten to the point where i have to pretend nudity surprises me
i like the word partners because no one can tell if you’re dating or if you’re in a buddy cop movie
oddly enough, no one can tell if Simon Pegg and Nick Frost are dating or in a buddy cop movie.