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LOL REMEMBER THIS POST I MADE LIKE 2 HOURS AGO
OLYMPICATE OLYMPICATE
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN WE LET BRITAIN DO IMPORTANT THINGS
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One step away of a bow-tie, and we all know what that means.
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only chris would throw a pirate disco ninja roller-skater birthday party
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districtnineand-three-quarters:
if this eggplant gets less than 5 million notes i’m going to be so upset
Reblogging because eggplant
Fewer than 5 million notes. Fewer. Not less.
I believe that it is called an aubergine.
IN AMERICA WE LET EGGS BE PLANTS BECAUSE FREEDOM
In Britain we let those AUBERGINES live once we heal them with our FREE HEALTH CARE
NOBODY CARES, ENGLAND
at least America came up with their own word and didn’t steal ours
you used the wrong flag France
I hope ed sees this
oh my god
I don’t think the real world could ever understand how much I love tumblr
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are you sure
are you really sure, biebersgurl4ever1
that you never listen to bieber
are you totally sure
It was a coincidental typo from a lover of beavers
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